hooked like hand cuffs .
all i've ever wanted in life is to be a turtle on the beach .
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In 2nd grade there was this boy in my class named Peter and I could never figure out if he was a boy or a girl because he had long hair and wore overalls and when I asked him he was like “I’m a boy why do people keep asking me if I’m a girl!” and then the substitute was like “I see a pretty little girl in the back who needs to stop talking” and I think the expression on Peter’s face is what could only be described as 300% done.
(Source: ivlostmymindd, via chevasiaaa)
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one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
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bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
i read that wrong and thought “how the fuck can a movie eat popcorn”
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